In what local media outlets are generously calling “a major gig,” Hillbilly Appalachia Holler have officially landed a coveted performance slot at the Taylor County Fair, on a flatbed trailer…at 7:15 a.m. …before the gates open.
Yes, you heard that right. The HAH, known for their signature blend of faux country twang and unintentional comedy, will be serenading exactly zero paying customers as vendors finish duct taping extension cords to the ground and amusement ride operators slip in one last piece of wood to stabilize the Gravitron.
According to the band’s new frontman, Buckley Ray “Thunder” McGraw (a nickname he gave himself and insists everyone use), this is “a huge step forward in our career trajectory.” He went on to clarify that by “career trajectory,” he meant “being allowed to play anywhere that has electricity.” Thunder recently stepped into the role after former singer Bobby Boone McCoy fled the state to avoid his car being repossessed.
The fair’s entertainment coordinator, who asked not to be named for fear of being associated with the decision, confirmed that the Hillbilly Appalachia Holler were selected after another act dropped out. And by “dropped out,” she meant “remembered they had literally anything else to do.”
Still, the band is treating the moment with the gravitas it deserves. They’ve announced a “pre-dawn pre-show tailgate experience,” which is really just their bassist, Cletus Dean, handing out lukewarm coffee from a thermos he found in his truck bed.
When asked what they hope to achieve with this performance, Buckley Ray said, “Exposure. You never know who might be walking by.”
It was gently explained to him that no one will be walking by because the fairgrounds will be closed.
He nodded solemnly and said, “Even better. A private showcase.”
Hillbilly Appalachia Holler:
Dreaming big.
Shooting for the stars.
Landing squarely on a rattling farm trailer behind the livestock barn.
And honestly?
It’s the most country thing they’ve ever done.
The fair is also looking for anyone that might be willing to donate a pop-up tent to help cover the stage. It’s ok if it only partially works.
Read our previous piece about the Hillbilly Appalachia Holler HERE.
Check out their music HERE
